we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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