Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Me too!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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