their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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