don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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