We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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