if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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