drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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