she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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No subtext here. People are naked.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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