She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
the liver wants what the liver wants
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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