is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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