im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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