do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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