I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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