i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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