thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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