Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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