Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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