New low: just hacked my moms facebook
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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