Don't make out with my wife yet
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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