doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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