carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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