found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.