Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(573): View more from Missouri

my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.

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(517): View more from Michigan

The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1

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(404): View more from Georgia

I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.

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(757): View more from Virginia

i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out

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(250): View more from British Columbia

She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes

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(805): View more from California

I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy

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