and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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