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• (208): View more from Idaho

  bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?

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  Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected

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  Only you would come out as bi like that

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• (315): View more from New York

  we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors

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