bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors