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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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