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(416): View more from Ontario

is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.

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(914): View more from New York

i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die

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(801): View more from Utah

Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.

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(585): View more from New York

at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.

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(417): View more from Missouri

He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.

(1-417): View more from Missouri

I love foreign exchange students.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.

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(614): View more from Ohio

bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina

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