ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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