Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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