Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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