This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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