we're blogging at a bar
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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