How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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