i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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