You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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