Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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