i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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