Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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