Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
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say what?
wanna hang out?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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