So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
And then he peed in my hair
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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