with your own penis?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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