Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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