So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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