Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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