It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Bring me that man meat
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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