Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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