Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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