do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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