i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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