What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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