'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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