yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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