U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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