No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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