if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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