Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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