they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
