yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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