508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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